Lately I've been trying really hard to keep up with the younger generations. God knows why, I guess I just want to prove that just because I'm old doesn't mean I can't turn on a damn computer. Keeping up with the cool kids unfortunately means joining Facebook, a totally retarded invention that just lets people show off. Everyone on Facebook is an idiot, including me.
Here are the two main things I hate about it
1 - Status updates: 'John is in London, partying on!', 'Jane shouldn't have got so drunk last night', 'Tim is in Fiji!'. Basically status updates are a wank. Why would I care what some dick who I haven't seen in three years but who added me to boost the number of friends on his list is doing? Furthermore status updates are just a way for people to show off and let everyone know how cool they are. Piss off and die.
2- Profile pics - I hate people who pose for their profile pics. You know, the ones where people have all their makeup on and are pouting. Worse are the ones where people are trying to look 'wild' or 'out there'. But my biggest pet peeve are the 'couple' profile pics - basically just a way for people to say ' Hey look at me I have a boyfriend/girlfriend..' these ones are most commonly used by people who were losers in highschool and now need to let everyone know they managed to find love. Vomit. Oh and to all those people who take photos of themselves for their profiles: rot in hell. What the fuck is your problem? Don't have any real friends to take your picture?
I could go on but I won't. Typing when you have arthritis is a real bitch.
Fuck you
Dorris
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