It seems any asshole can create a blog these days and seeing as I've never been one to let trends pass me by I thought I'd jump on the band wagon with all the young whipper snappers out there. Gerry is short for geriatric by the way. I've called this blog 'Gerry Bitchin' because I'm basically going to use it to have a go at young people and all the ridiculous things they do.
I'll start off by telling you a bit about myself and how awesome I am.
My full name is Dorris Frankfurt Pecker and I'm 81 years old. I love life, living, being alive and not being dead (yet). My hobbies are interpretive dance, mime, archery and bird watching. I'm interested in Helen Keller and above ground swimming pools.
Every week I'm going to bitch about something that annoys the shit out of me.
Best Wishes,
Dorris F Pecker (my friends call me Dorr).
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